The case of whether Taylor Swift would appear at this year’s Emmys was definitively solved Monday night.
A pre-taped sketch set in the world of Emmys host Mariska Hargitay’s show “Law & Order: SVU” featured a surprise appearance by the global pop superstar, who played a rookie detective aiding the gang in a crucial-if-meta investigation: Would Miss Americana herself appear on the telecast?,
Using several murderboards, Hargitay’s Capt. Olivia Benson led her team — Rollins (Kelli Giddish), Fin (Ice-T), Griff (Corey Cott), Capt. Renee Curry (Aimé Donna Kelly), and Bruno (Kevin Kane), as well as Assistant District Attorney Carisi (Peter Scanavino) — through a convoluted look at all of the clues that might or might not indicate whether Swift would show up.
Honestly? The bit seemed a little self-indulgent — Hargitay is famously friendly with Swift — but then all of a sudden, Swift herself appeared and elevated the entire shebang.
Swift’s character entered the scene to announce that “not everything is a clue,” but Benson countered: “It is to the Swifties.”
‘This rookie’s weird’
“I think what we’re gonna be looking for is hiding in plain sight,” Taylor Swift said after she sauntered into the squad room and sat on the closest desk. “Saccharide, aries, from the vinyard, north or south.”
“What did you just say?” Benson asked.
“I didn’t say anything,” Swift replied.
“This rookie’s weird,” Fin said.
As the conversation continued, Swift pointed out that there was little to no chance that, well, she would be at the Emmys ceremony. “She’s probably sitting at home, playing with those cats she’s named after TV show characters,” she said, suddenly holding her pet, Olivia Benson.
Eventually, Benson zeroed in on the fact that the Denver Broncos and the Kansas City Chiefs — aka the team for which Swift’s new husband, Travis Kelce, plays — had a game that was happening at the same time as the awards telecast.
“She’s not gonna be there, right? Because her husband’s got a work thing!” Curry said.
“Maybe she’s going to do one of those cool pre-taped sketch things to support the host,” Swift mused, then quickly shut down Bruno’s hope that she might sing.
When the procedural’s signature “DUN-DUN” sounded, Swift geeked out. “It’s actually my ringtone,” she told Benson.
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